Coming to America (Part 1)

Have you ever been to a foreign country?  If you have, you've probably all noticed the same thing.  No matter what country you go to, everyone is crazy does things backwards.  At least, that what it always seems like at first.  Our way of life is always the most normal and rational one there is.  Come now with me now as I embark to journey to a foreign country, the United States of America, and find out just how crazy Americans really are...