Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Deadly Five (Part 4): The Rhinoceros

Insanity is not a condition limited to us humans, animals can go insane as well.  In fact, one creature in particular is undeniably "born crazy".  The rhinoceros.


The rhinoceros is born without a brain, because, you see, it's horn, for all intents and purposes is it's brain.  To a rhinoceros the world is divided largely into two categories.  Things that it can kick with it's horn, and things that it can not.  And any problem or new situation that the rhinoceros faces can, in it's opinion, be solved with the use of it's horn.  The horn is the rhinoceros's brain, as that is the only thing it ever seems to think with.  And not all the animals on the Savannah like mixing with animals that are born crazy.  What kind?  Well, you'll just have to watch my video to find out!


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